Name: Ridley Michael Linton-Martin
Age: 16.4 months
Gender: male...and I've checked. More than once.
Weight: 27 lbs.
Height: Not sure, but damn tall. As tall as most 2-year olds. So that's damn tall.
Temperament: Easy going (see photo) until you try take away my bottle/my toy/Dad's cell phone/your car keys/this fork that I'm poised to jab into my eye...and then I unleash the Beast.

Likes: Milk (otherwise known as "na-naaaah"), Dad's cell phone, Dad's Blackberry, the t.v. remote, the cordless phone, toy trucks, cars and basically anything with wheels, standing on my head, being upside down, Indian food (especially Tandoori Chicken and rice pudding), terrorizing Billie the Cat, when Mum sings the "Meow-Mix" song, having my photo taken.

Dislikes: Sitting still to have my photo taken, Mum wiping my snotty nose, carrots, diaper changes, having my autonomy challenged by that relentless b*tch who continually thwarts attempts to jab self in eye with fork.