Britney Spears is...

a)... a victim of the manipulative, greedy and soulless pop music industry?
b)... a talentless bimbo whose ride on the celebrity gravy train is nearing completion?
c)... so dirty than any further discussion of her pantiless escapades would require a tetanus shot?
d) all of the above?

Ah, poor Britney. I'm not a fan of her genre of music, but I do kinda feel sorry for the messed-up kid.

Intervention, anyone?